England Prevails (lol i'm witty right Zaheen)

Well, I have been back in the UK for about a week now, and nothing has changed-- Fang & Co. have still been leaving strange messes in the kitchen, people's accents are still frequently inscrutable, England is still a nation of borderline alcoholics, and the University of Sussex is still utterly terrible at properly registering me for courses, having completely failed to register me for my required class on error analysis as of this writing. (I've decided that if I'm not registered by Monday afternoon, I'm just going to go to the lectures anyway and possibly call the registrar and make vague threats.)

Anyway, because I have precious little to do with myself these days aside from coursework, of which there isn't much yet (I had two hours this week), I've been poking around in the dark, seedy underbelly of the literary world. Prowling the backstreets of a city that keeps its secrets. Turning pages best left unturned to expose the dirt underneath. What I'm trying to say is that someone wrote a version of Pride and Prejudice, only with zombies:

Yes, it actually exists, and can be yours for £3.60.

Anyway, aside from mauling (lol) literary masterpieces, I'm also looking forward to having Zaheen come visit me! He's arriving at 7:25AM on the 29th of April, which happens to be the morning after Kat's birthday, which she has chosen a "Pimps, Hos, and Emos" theme for. Meaning my appearance at Gatwick at 7AM is going to be nothing short of utterly hilarious.