Here are some things I have been thinking lately

I can't come up with anything coherent to say, so here's this instead.

1. I hate everyone who comes to class in pajamas. Not only does it say "I was too goddamn lazy to pick up a pair of jeans off the floor this morning", it also says "I did not shower today, and am completely unashamed of that fact." Mmm.
2. Someone in the block of flats across the footpath from me has been flicking his lights on and off with varying period and frequency for the last two hours. Either his lights are broken or he has the most demanding case of obsessive-compulsive disorder known to man and is merely flicking the lights exactly 500,000 times before bed
3. I am allergic to something in my room. It might be clean floors. Yeah, I have four lab reports due next week, so everything is spotless. My cleaning procrastination knows no bounds. I even vacuumed.
4. crunchie nuggets are the best snack food ever invented seriously
5. England comes up with really unfortunate names for things
it's mouthwash, guys, seriously



6. I can't remember what I was going to put here so have a picture of a lobster the Chinese left floating in some water in the kitchen for absolutely no reason
i'm thinking of starting a seperate blog with nothing but pictures of the weird shit the chinese leave in the kitchen



7. The school shop actually sells a dish called "pork faggots". Staff were not amused by me standing outside the freezer case, giggling for several minutes straight.
8. I think the lab coordinators are actually trying to kill us off. Monday: X-ray crystallography with machines so old, the only safety warning is a handwritten card reading "Do not remove lead glass shield as x-rays may be harmful" (Also there is a mailing address for Machu Picchu). Tuesday: Measuring vapor pressure... with beakers of elemental mercury.